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Hoogiman @Hoogiman

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Lol it's like a policeman yelling for backup before getting shot by keanu reeves

In this case, the policeman is yelling the truth about terrible quality getting awards and decent quality getting unrecognized, before getting shot by butthurt admins

Yeah the no dialoge sprite flashs really really deserve those 4.7 ratings

this sistem isnt corrupt

I remember that my "Smoke's Rude Awakening" movie actually went down to a 2.9 because of my rant on how the system is fucked up.
Now it's lower than my "More Dragonforce" movie by approx. 30 points.
Did you know? "Smoke's Rude Awakening" is longer, and more effort-filled than "More Dragonforce", and yet the former has the shittier score.
You know what? I'm going to make a crappy movie that has halo and madness, and, according to the success of fucking MarLo, it'll get a high score.
The movie will have a twist.

And yes, this movie will be purposely bad to prove that according to MarLo, effort will not be necessary for success

I just uploaded this movie that I purposely made really really bad.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/521937">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /521937</a>
But HAY! It doesn't have sprites, that means it's better, right?

No. According to MarLo, sprites just make everything look better by default. -.-